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Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
Are you a wifi signal? Because I’m feeling a connection.
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
Are you a time traveler? Because I can see you in my future.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re da balm!
If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous.
Are you a loan from a bank? Because you have my interest!
Can you lend me a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.
Are you a snowstorm? Because you’ve just made my heart race.
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
Are you an alien? Because you’ve just abducted my heart.
If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.
Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam.
Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
Are you Australian? Because when I look at you, I feel like I’m down under.
Can I tie your shoes? Because I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
Do you have an extra heart? Because mine was just stolen.
Are you a star? Because your beauty lights up the night.
33. Is your name Ariel? Because we Mermaid for each other.
Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten up my day.
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
Are you a cat? Because I’m feline a connection between us.
Can I take you out for dinner? Because I can’t seem to get you out of my mind.
Are you a time machine? Because I can’t imagine my future without you.
Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to be without you.
Do you have a quarter? Because I want to call my mom and tell her I met the one.
Are you a gardener? Because I’m digging you.
Are you the ocean? Because I’m lost at sea.
Is your name Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Are you a school? Because you have class.
Are you a dessert? Because I can’t get enough of you.
Are you a locksmith? Because you hold the key to my heart.
Are you a vampire? Because you’ve bitten my heart.
49. Do you believe in fate? Because I think we were meant to meet.
Are you a storm? Because you’ve blown me away.
Is your name WiFi? Because I’m feeling a strong connection.
Are you a star? Because your light is guiding me through the night.
Can you help me with a math problem? Because I’m not sure how to add up all this love.
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
If you were a library book, I’d check you out.
Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you.
Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re da balm.
If you were a dessert, you’d be a cupcake because you’re sweet and cute.
Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.
Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
Are you a magnet? Because you’re attracting me.
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Are you an alien? Because you’ve just abducted my heart.
Are you a snowstorm? Because you’ve just made my heart race.
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
Can you lend me a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
Are you a wifi signal? Because I’m feeling a connection.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous.
Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten up my day.
Are you a gardener? Because I’m digging you.
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.
Can I take you out for dinner? Because I can’t seem to get you out of my mind.
Are you a time traveler? Because I can see you in my future.
Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to be without you.
Do you have a quarter? Because I want to call my mom and tell her I met the one.
Are you a star? Because your beauty lights up the night.
Is your name Ariel? Because we Mermaid for each other.
Do you believe in fate? Because I think we were meant to meet.
Are you a storm? Because you’ve blown me away.
Are you an alien? Because you’ve just abducted my heart.
Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you.
Is your name Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Are you a school? Because you have class.
Are you a snowstorm? Because you’ve just made my heart race.
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
Can you lend me a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
Are you a wifi signal? Because I’m feeling a connection.
If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous.
Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
Are you a gardener? Because I’m digging you.
Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten up my day.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.
Can I take you out for dinner? Because I can’t seem to get you out of my mind.
Are you a time traveler? Because I can see you in my future.
Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to be without you.
Do you have a quarter? Because I want to call my mom and tell her I met the one.
Are you a star? Because your beauty lights up the night.
Is your name Ariel? Because we Mermaid for each other.
Are you a storm? Because you’ve blown me away.
Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
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